It's going to take a long time before I become a soccer fan! (football)
The hotel girls are "usually" really great at doing my laundry. Because of
some fly that lays eggs on the clothes while they're hanging to dry, everything
is ironed, even socks.
The laundry girls all had a great laugh at their mistake. Underwear I gave
them to clean said, "Manchester United" across the top red elastic band. My
problem is that the clean pair of underwear I was now wearing said:
I sent that pair of underwear for the trash real fast!!!